The Church of A-San

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Time for another A-san"s way #asansway lost clip of the Aqua Teen Movie and a

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Time for another A-san"s way #asansway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvpwEhIcK2o

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvpwEhIcK2o[/embed]A lost clip of the Aqua Teen Movie and a startling revelation from Meatwad. SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/AdultSwimSubscribe About Aqua Teen Hunger: Aqua Teen Hun...
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#4 of #asansway the secret to the amazing South Beach Paradise diet? SUBSCRIB

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#4 of #asansway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GJGDw1mEjc

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#4 of #asansway the secret to the amazing South Beach Paradise diet? SUBSCRIB

Santa Claus #8 - Now on one of those days A-san and His disciples got into a bo

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Santa Claus #8 - Now on one of those days A-san and His disciples got into a boat, and He said to them, "Let us go over to the other side of the lake." So they launched out. #praisebeasan #wtf #japanese #firejinai http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/[fb_vid id="2084422171787872"]
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"...suddenly with a quick jerk of his neck A-san turned to B-san and said... Nan

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"...suddenly with a quick jerk of his neck A-san turned to B-san and said... Nani?" - The Lost Chapters of Andrew #dumb #what #nani #praisebeasan #japan http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/[fb_vid id="2084390925124330"]
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The Church of A-san

The Church of Asan celebrates the life of A-san our lord and master ...
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The Church of A-san

It doesn"t matter how you get out of bed in the morning, as long as were all wor

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It doesn"t matter how you get out of bed in the morning, as long as were all worshiping the same god (A-san) - Rev Martin #wakeup #bed #fail #praisebeasan http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/[fb_vid id="2084307815132641"]
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Exit the Car 3 halves of the way - The spirit of A-san appeared to him in a bl

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Exit the Car 3 halves of the way -

The spirit of A-san appeared to him in a blazing fire from the midst of a cars hood; and he looked, and beheld, the car was burning with fire, yet the car was not consumed. But a mighty light came quickly, and transferred Japanese Fluency from the fire. #fire #praisebeasan #wtf #explosion #japanese http://nihonscope.com[fb_vid id="2084291628467593"]
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A-san infects his fluency of life on to others and asks the really important que

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A-san infects his fluency of life on to others and asks the really important questions! #fire #praisebeasan #japanese #asan http://nihonscope.com

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Tuesday, January 30, 2018

A-san"s Revelation 3A-Seat-11 “He also will drink the blood of A-san"s wrath, po

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A-san"s Revelation 3A-Seat-11 “He also will drink the blood of A-san"s wrath, poured full strength into his kyoukasho, and he will be tormented with fire and sulfur in the presence of the arch-angel Takeshi-san and in the presence of the holy shikaku doushite. And the smoke of their torment goes up forever and ever, and they have no rest, day or night, attempting to become fluent by worshiping Mary-san and her image, and whoever receives her mark (STDs), will never attain Japanese Fluency.” #bibleverse #praisebeasan #wtf #fire http://nihonscope.com[fb_vid id="2083829951847094"]
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The truth is in the pages of my holy scripture, believe not the lies of those wh

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The truth is in the pages of my holy scripture, believe not the lies of those who seek to win allegiance with the beast Mary-san... for she wears her STDs like a flowing cape, which lure lost souls into her web of lies. Her ways and lies glitter like precious stone, but do not fall pray, for we have proof of her sickness. Mary-san goes downtown, beware the fire when you pee! A-san #marysan #praisebeasan #fire #japanese http://nihonscope.com

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Saturday, January 27, 2018

"When praising me, let your inner light shine bright, but beware of those do not

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"When praising me, let your inner light shine bright, but beware of those do not believe in me, they know NOT the light" A-san #wtf #fire #praiseasan http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/[fb_vid id="2082237908672965"]
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Asan has no enemies to him everything is nani - From the Lost Chapters of Andrew

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Asan has no enemies to him everything is nani - From the Lost Chapters of Andrew
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Peter Barakan - Experienced Broadcaster from NHK"s infamous Japanology... He has

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Peter Barakan - Experienced Broadcaster from NHK"s infamous Japanology... He has recently been given the title of Cherubim of A-san hierarchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1qiVnL6wVY (Cherubim - the streams of wisdom are filled with divine wisdom and bounteously pour out these illuminations onto those below.) #peterbarakan #praiseasan #japanology #wtf

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1qiVnL6wVY[/embed]Welcome to Begin Japanology Plus, I"m experienced broadcaster peter barakan. Select different playlists for different levels of Peter Barakan -isms: Normal /...
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Friday, January 26, 2018

"これは何ですか？" subverse of "You will see the light if you have a lighter and the wil

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"これは何ですか？" subverse of "You will see the light if you have a lighter and the will to see me" A-san 1:13 am in the morning #fire #wtfgif #funny #praiseasan http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/[fb_vid id="2081527938743962"]
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Murphy... He is a TRUE follower of A-san. This is an #ASANSway part #2 #funn

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Murphy... He is a TRUE follower of A-san. This is an #ASANSway part #2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmdW4jNWDVI #funny #sealab #wtf #praiseasan http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmdW4jNWDVI[/embed]I do not intend to make money or promote myself in any shape or form. i do not own this,i repeat, i do not own this all credit goes to Adult Swim
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"One step closer to wearing my hat!" -- PS: Also for those liking the page and t

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"One step closer to wearing my hat!" -- PS: Also for those liking the page and the A-san chose you GIF... It seems there is a bit of a love hate relationship going on, you come to accept A-san then you leave. Once you accept A-san into your life, you can NOT NOT know A-san, so the joke is on you! A-san owns you now! #wtf #gif #funny #praiseasan http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/[fb_vid id="2081286702101419"]
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"One step closer to wearing my hat!" -- PS: Also for those liking the page and t

Thursday, January 25, 2018

"One step closer to wearing my hat!" -- PS: Also for those liking the page and t

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Some old scripture from the good book.... #japanese #cussing #foulmouth #pra

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Some old scripture from the good book.... #japanese #cussing #foulmouth #praiseasan http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/

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"A-san can come to take you fluency at any point in life, the more you praise of

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"A-san can come to take you fluency at any point in life, the more you praise of him the greater the chance he will show himself" - Mikan-san ha Kurasu de tobako wo suimasu #praiseasan #firewtf #wtfgif #japanese http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/[fb_vid id="2080526592177430"]
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Tuesday, January 23, 2018

"Fire Cleanses the Soul! And Forges Japanese Fluency. Drink My Blood and Set Shi

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"Fire Cleanses the Soul! And Forges Japanese Fluency. Drink My Blood and Set Shit on Fire!" - A-san -- A Typical Saturday A-san Service at Sharely Style Hakata http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/ #firegif #meditatinggif #spiritual #japanese #wtf[fb_vid id="2080251645538258"]
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Friday, January 19, 2018

Here we see Rev. Martin spreading the joy and light of A-san to others at one of

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Here we see Rev. Martin spreading the joy and light of A-san to others at one of our services! #fuckingfunny #wtf #fire #praiseasan http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/[fb_vid id="2078142125749210"]
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To really know A-san you must follow ALL his ways. Here is Volume #1 of A-san"s

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To really know A-san you must follow ALL his ways. Here is Volume #1 of A-san"s Way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8 -- #stupidasfuck #GIJOE #retardedidiot #porkchops http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8[/embed]Porkchop sandwiches NOTE: I didn"t realize my upload of this several years ago has now become one of the default sources to watch this bit of brilliance. 100...
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Just an average A-san service on Saturday afternoon! Won"t you join us? #stupid

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Just an average A-san service on Saturday afternoon! Won"t you join us? #stupid #funnygif #fire #praiseasan http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/ #sharelystyle #sharedpleasure[fb_vid id="2078140759082680"]
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So the clergy has been roaming through the library of A-san and found a rare ima

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So the clergy has been roaming through the library of A-san and found a rare image of baby Bear Pig. In this image you can see that he is fighting to not be evil... but you can tell he is losing the battle. #cutefuckinganimal #bearpig #asan #superevil http://nihonscope.com/churchofasan/[fb_vid id="2078132745750148"]
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I ... A-san, also take care of westerns who have drank too much at nomihodai. Fo

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I ... A-san, also take care of westerns who have drank too much at nomihodai. For those who find themselves black out drunk, just remember me, and speak my name out loud in front of people. I will be there for you! A-san Nomihodai 101 http://bit.ly/nomihodai

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